Relationdick

Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.

All i want is for this broad to dome me up, but she wants the relationdick. FUCK THAT!

by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009

Relational Payment

A way to pay a local business that raises their stoke and earnings.

I used a relational payment with my mechanic, Doug, so he can replicate Brian O'Connor's car in The Fast and the Furious. I will be doing donuts and drifting in no time. Jabwow babyyyy.

by MaverickToG January 31, 2021

Non-regulation head-shape

A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.

Who's that?

That's Fenton, the new boss.

But he's got a non-regulation head-shape.

Haven't they all?

by Colin Cummerbund September 20, 2006

Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

Reconation

A word made up by Community Corrections jabberwalkies. It has no definition other than the one found here. The word is used to cause a person to question their own thinking.

Mark wants to break us using moral reconation therapy, but he can't.

by IRT Jabber Walkie May 13, 2017

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.

Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!

by Slagathor September 23, 2005