Rehabilitated

A word Ricky uses to say he has changed from his previous shitty ways but in actuality he is the same

“Hey Ricky lets do some cocaine”
“Nah bro I’m rehabilitated!”

by Billy Rickman November 5, 2019

Twitter Rehab

The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.

Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."

by RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! June 7, 2009

rehab dandy

A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.

Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?

by Central Avenuer May 29, 2010

Rehab

Rehab is a arabic name which means a garden in heaven. No, it doesn't just mean a place for drugs.

Rehab didn't flush the toilet.

by yoonhab August 26, 2019

rehab

A place where people who are addicted to drugs go to get better and to stop their addiction, which could kill them unless they stop.

Because he hated being addicted to drugs, Steve went to rehab. Now he is all better.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

FaceBook Rehab

noun.
1. to take an extensive break from usage of the famous social networking site.
2. to 'unlike' & remove your 'fan' connection to unnecessary pages
3. to reduce the amount of time you spend facebook-ing

1. "I'm entering FaceBook Rehab for the month"
2. "I unliked tons of those pages today, bro"
3. "I'm cutting down on that this year. It's time for some FaceBook Rehab"

by Charmanderin June 28, 2010

rehab

where Lindsay Lohan lives

i went to rehab today to bake Lindsay a cake.

by lindsys manager August 26, 2012