Reece Bibby

CEO of the north face gang

“ who’s the ceo of the north face gang?”

“Oh that’s Reece Bibby”

by Nhcbytheocean__ February 3, 2019

receipts

1. To disbelive something so much that some kind of hard evidence is required.
2. To be so frustrated by a social situation that you wish there was some kind of red tape to guide it with.
Origin- Whitney Houston's Diane Sawyer interview, where Whitney requests Diane provide reciepts for her allegation of over $100,000 Crack Cocaine purchases.

1a. "Miss Whitney does not do crack, o.k.! Crack is for poor people! I want you to show me the receipts Diane, Show Me The Receipts!"
1b. Carl,"I met Johnny Depp last night at the Green Mill and we sat up drinking and screwing hookers till dawn!"
Tad, "Receipts Carl, receipts."
2. Wancy, "They're waiting for us down at Friends, we've got to leave now. Guy's, Guy's, is anyone listening to me? We have to go or they'll all be drunk as shit when we get there... (muttering dejectedly) receipts..."

by Krazy-K September 23, 2005

Receder

Someone who's hairline is well above that of a normal person. Often a receder have a large, greasy mop overhanging the forehead to fool the public as to their receding hairline.

That felix kid, what a mighty receder.

by shinkerreceder May 1, 2015

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

by SeanH September 30, 2004

Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Recent studies

Something you say to lend more credibility to your totally real statistics.

Person A: Recent studies say that humans are not actually humans but they’re humans instead.
Person B: Wow, I trust you because those studies are recent and not old!

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 9, 2021