Relapse Buddy

A fellow recovering addict who decides to relapse with you to keep you from spiraling too far out of control, and ultimately, to help get you back on the wagon when the time comes.

"Yo, I saw that thing you posted on Facebook, do you need a relapse buddy?"

by JustLik3Me November 1, 2019

relapse five

When you for instance had sex with your ex-girlfriend and tell your friends. You then do a "relapse five"
Where you high five and it get awkward for a little bit then you high five again.

I had sex with my ex last thursday... relapse five!

by Gingerpowerofepicness May 14, 2016

Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.

Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.

by jenxie February 28, 2010

Relapse Bomber

When Old Timers send in Chronic Relapsers to fuck with someone and say their being of service.

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.

by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021

Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.

Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”

by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023

Captain Relapse

A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.

Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.

Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.

by TV CAR July 15, 2010

Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

by Serrao May 14, 2009