Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

relagging

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009

Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020

REFAKETIONSHIP

2 people in a relationship that are not committed to one another & are having sexual relations with others and have others thinking they are their mate,

2 people together pretending that they love eachother & everything is all good..when everything is all bad no committment,no respect.other partners involved

A woman trying to be a pimps wife refaketionship
A pimp trying to be with a square female refaketionship
A hoe thinking shes her pimps woman refaketionship
A man or women having more than one girlfriend or boyfriend refaketionships

by the dummyducker August 28, 2011

relard

Someone dumber,of even less intelligence, than a retard. So stupid they forgot to cross the t.

-John is so stupid.
-Yeah, he is a relard.

by Coots T. November 29, 2006

fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009

Relatable person

A person that u feel you have something in common with

Jude is such a relatable person

by YM101 January 23, 2019