Reedies

The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.

a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"

by Marcos December 6, 2004

reesie poo

the bestest, hottest, greatest girl in the whole entire world and she is mine so back off

oh man look at reesie poo she is so hot and great right.

by mel May 18, 2004

Reeses Pieces

An eminem wanna-be, anyone who affliates themselves with (any letter)-Unit. e.g. most of the American youth I have the misery of being a part of.

Stupid Kid: "I roll wid bloodz/cripz g unit and all that shizz, no (intentionally misspelled) what I'm sayin dawg??"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you little Reeses Pieces, and bag my grocaries."
Stupid Kid: "Yes sir, sorry."

by Dan S December 18, 2003

Double bagged Reeses

A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.

Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.

Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*

WTF is this?

Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!

by SufficientlySpicey October 30, 2010

Reeses peanut butter fuck

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter

Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck

by Sayyes to satan March 2, 2011

Reeses Peanut Cups

Too many its just peanut butter cups but to others its gods gift to man

I would like 13 Reeses peanut butter cups
Whats that smeared on my back seat?

by Foug March 25, 2003

Reeses

a code/slang term for condom

"Dude, I hooked up with amber last night!"

"Did u use a condom??"

"No, dude, I used a reeses!!"

by moodychic94 March 16, 2009