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REDS disease 

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
Related Words

reds apple ale 

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle
Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off
reds apple ale by Bob Saget June 23, 2016

reds are playing 

Your girl is on her period
Bae the reds are playing

Reds shroom 

This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early
Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead
Reds shroom by Redd1981 April 19, 2018

Cincinnati Reds 

The baseball team that has played in Cincinnati, Ohio since 1869, and continuously since 1882. They have had some of the greatest baseball players in history such as Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Joe Morgan, Frank Robinson and Ken Griffey, Jr. and one of the best decades ever for a team as a whole in the 1970s, winning 6 divisional titles, 4 pennants and 2 World Series titles. Won 5 World Series titles overall(1919,1940,1975,1976,1990). Although they have had their dark spots and down times(Black Sox scandal, Pete Rose scandal, etc.) they have been historically a good ballclub.
The Cincinnati Reds destroyed the Cubs this weekend, which didn't come as a surprise to anyone.

the mean reds 

in the famous movie Breakfast at Tiffany's Audrey Hepburns character discirbes them as a horrible thing there like the blues only the blues is for when your sad
the mean reds are for when you scared and you dont know what your scared of...
Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?

Paul Varjak: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?

Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?

Paul Varjak: Sure.

Holly Golightly: Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!
the mean reds by Kennay burdette January 6, 2008