When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.
by Big Yetti April 25, 2011

Like a Plastic Paddy but pretends to be more scottish than the scottish or pretends to be king of the picts due to his 1% Scottis Heritage
by Oure January 31, 2021

by Silky Wang October 23, 2019

by Lalalelelu March 24, 2009

by Big Dick.com February 26, 2018

someone who take bribes from 10th grade boys not to suspend them for playing thousand dollar pots of poker. not afraid to say what he thinks, says kids will go to hell for disrupting his class, has a bad temper, and a shitloud voice.
antonym: rabbi spearer
antonym: rabbi spearer
by niets ibbar May 24, 2009

When you royally screw things up. "Fucking the rabbi" requires an epic level of messing up, like getting yourself caught in a blizzard in Buffalo, when you were trying to secretly hook up with the Rabbi behind your family's back, leading to your deeds being publicly revealed as you can't fly home to cover your tracks.
by Life_of_Pie December 28, 2022
