Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization
Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ?
Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!
by Joey boombatz February 4, 2022
Get the Quota Rapemug. Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)
(Aka - CQ)
I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?
by G-DogPounder February 24, 2012
Get the clit quotamug. a word used by a select white people in a way to make fun of negros, but also reiterating how money , definition 4 part 2, something is
by jdizzle October 3, 2004
Get the tre quotasmug. The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.
He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.
by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014
Get the pump quotamug. The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.
by Sharp Kink November 29, 2010
Get the Quota Timemug. When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.
Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
by John Harris May 13, 2005
Get the quota timemug. 1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 27, 2010
Get the clunge quotamug.