playing quidditch

1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.

1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

Quidditch

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)

aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom

by Fluker July 19, 2005

Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017

hit it and quidditch

a term similar to "hit it and quit it," that is primarily used by non-muggles, harry potter fans, and people who's name is similar to harry potter.

ron: 'dude, harry. that chick is so fiine.'

harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'

by qudditchfan101 October 23, 2009

Quidditch practice

Prak-tis Noun, verb, -ticed, -ticing
-Noun

1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.

1. R U ERAD?
2. Clups.
3. sever8ussevers.

-courtesy of the Quidditch practice Crew Lingo Dictionary

by bn.scripted May 6, 2009

Quidditch

(n. or v.) The act of having sex when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his 'broom' and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.

Hermoine likes to play 'quidditch' with Ron.
Yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?

by Definitionking19 January 10, 2011

Quid bit

A little bit

Ruminations.com has quid bits of information

by Cuscooter December 27, 2011