jeff queso

mexican jeff bezos

person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago

by DR4CU1A November 5, 2021

Queso Butt

A gay Mexican with a loose butt hole

Oscar’s queso butt could be heard for miles as it whistled through the wind on a nice fall morning

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake December 20, 2015

queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs

Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

zesty queso

when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up a bit. while theyre caught off guard turn around and immediately fart in their face.

so i was fucking this chick right, she told me she wanted a facial. so i said sure would you like it spiced up a bit? she said yes so i proceeded to give her a full serving of zesty queso.

by rgrdean July 19, 2009

con queso

spanish for WITH CHEEEEEESE

Can I have the taco con queso?

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

queso fromunda

Quite literally cheese from under....Typically found on males... in the often difficult to clean area known as the taint. A build up that consists of a combination of dry dead skin, sweat, and possibly some dingle berries.

J: Hey Bobby you want come queso fromunda on that?
B: I dunno.....
J: Ahhhhh come on man....it will make that really tasty...
B: Ok....sure...

by No particular name September 12, 2008