queef

Vaginal flatulence.

His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.

by npetrikov June 9, 2010

queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018

queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

roll queef

when a big girl is sitting in capstone and in the middle of class just lets a queef out of a fat roll and then yaunks everywhere

"hey jessica what is this article saying"...."yaunk, excuse me" "did you fart?" "i dont know" "it sounded like a roll queef"

by gewwwww April 9, 2010

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010