quieftologist

One who engages in the study of pussy farting.

Dr.Jon Reff is a quieftologist

by Sean Leggio October 23, 2003

Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Queefton

An absolute queef

Hey mate, you’re an absolute queefton or shut up you queefton...

by SLADE EDWARDS February 7, 2021

queeftire

The act of queefing on a tire

My wife queeftired all over my new Ford f150

by Urmum69696966969 June 19, 2021

queeftastic

a word used by the many generations of the Queefington family.

“Woah dude thats so queeftastic!”

by kazyoin December 28, 2021

queeftos

Queeftos is the stinky puff of air that come out of opening a bag of Cheetos.

Dang I opened the bag of Cheetos and poof a huge stinky queeftos hit me in the face.

by Mr. Carrera April 11, 2023