Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

by Zeke J December 1, 2010

procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

by Rascarin November 16, 2011

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

Procrasticide

What you do when you have suddenly been given extra time to complete an assignment you thought was soon due, but you instead decide to kill that time by sitting on your rear and checking facebook. See also: Procrastinating

"Because of the snow, school was canceled! Now I have until Tuesday to study for my history test! Nah, I'll just commit Procrasticide instead."

by 55emginie February 22, 2013

Procrasticloseting

Procrastinating "coming out of the closet" about one's sexual identity or gender identity.

Person 1: So have you come out to your parents yet?
Person 2: Nah, not yet. I've been procrasticloseting.

by that bloke February 22, 2018

Procrasticraving

The art of cooking, eating or just thinking about food when you’re supposed to be working

I have an assignment due but I’m procrasticraving pancakes

by Foxosaurus March 26, 2019

Procrasticooking

Procrastinating by deciding to make a whole meal from scratch. Cooking for no reason other than to procrastinate on a task you need to start.

I really need to finish that report but I think I’ll make some beef stroganoff real quick. Is it considered procrasticooking if there are actually people here to eat it?

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022