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Pussyitis

Getting or Feeling sick after crying or being too much of a bitch. The final stage before getting on your shit
Damn bro I’ve been crying all day and now I think I got pussyitis
by Swinny4 December 13, 2019
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pussyitis

A condition people get by not listening to enough metal.
"He doesn't like Iron Maiden? Damn, he must have a serious case of pussyitis."
"Yeah, he needs to go to the doctor and get a prescription for a pair of testicles."
by Nobsocks December 30, 2008
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Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022
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Pussyitis

When someone is to scared to fight and scared to get in trouble. It’s also used by people who can’t fight or like men those type of people suffer from a rare type of pussyitis
“Oh nooo i might like men and can’t fight I must have pussyitis”

“I might get in trouble and I don’t want that again, I might have pussyitis”
by Doctor Sinns September 7, 2022
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Pussiatis

A serious illness, inflicting many of the youths today, although it has been present throughout history. It is the medical term referring to someone who suffers from being a pussy.
"Hey, what's wrong with John? Why isn't he coming to the gym with us?"
"Oh yeah, he is currently suffering from stage 5 pussiatis."
by JJohnson98 May 30, 2023
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pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay
Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!
by Monica the OG November 12, 2023
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Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it
That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!
by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024
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