Pussyitis

When someone is to scared to fight and scared to get in trouble. It’s also used by people who can’t fight or like men those type of people suffer from a rare type of pussyitis

“Oh nooo i might like men and can’t fight I must have pussyitis”

“I might get in trouble and I don’t want that again, I might have pussyitis”

by Doctor Sinns September 7, 2022

pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay

Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!

by Monica the OG November 12, 2023

Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it

That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!

by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022