pussyitis

A condition people get by not listening to enough metal.

"He doesn't like Iron Maiden? Damn, he must have a serious case of pussyitis."
"Yeah, he needs to go to the doctor and get a prescription for a pair of testicles."

by Nobsocks December 30, 2008

Pussanity

Going mental from not getting enough pussy

It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid, I’m suffering from pussanity!

by Hi Krunch January 27, 2021

pussalitus

When you feeling bad and want to complain.

“I’m not feeling too good” oh you must have “ pussalitus”

by Alicianna January 17, 2022

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pussyitis

When someone is to scared to fight and scared to get in trouble. It’s also used by people who can’t fight or like men those type of people suffer from a rare type of pussyitis

“Oh nooo i might like men and can’t fight I must have pussyitis”

“I might get in trouble and I don’t want that again, I might have pussyitis”

by Doctor Sinns September 7, 2022

pussyitis

when you’ve gotten so much pussy your incapable of turning gay

Nick fucked so many bitches he’s got pussyitis!

by Monica the OG November 12, 2023

Pussyitis

When you're being a little bitch and skip runs or cut them short.

Type 1 - cutting a run short.

Type 2 - cutting multiple runs short or not running at all.

Type 3 - skipping multiple runs and making excuses

Type 4 - Not running for weeks at a time and being a pussy about it

That dumb ass nigga esteban skipped practice again cause hes 'sick.' His pussyitis has flared up to type 4!

by maplesyrupfootjob69 September 10, 2024