New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

purdaa

It is a response used when something is exciting or exhilarating

jenny: I got a new phone
Kate : Purdaa

by Jae1000 January 2, 2023

Neo-Puritan

A modern zealot who seeks to live in strict devotion to being "politically correct" and is eager to police others using coercion, indoctrination or even force if necessary to adhere to what is (currently) dictated.

Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.

by Dj smiles February 12, 2022

Neo-Puritan

Neo Puritans is a revival of puritanism in modern day society.
Neo Puritans are people who hold strong Christian values and are usually very right wing conservatives.
They believe in strong morals, are very anti sex or anything sexual in the media, are against the gay community and marriage, pro life, anti drugs, are very pro traditional values and try and police people to not adhering to Christian beliefs and authoritarianism. They are against dressing in a way that is revealing of the human body, and usually police their children on old mindsets involving sex and religion.

"A Neo-Puritan yelled at me for showing my ankles in public yesterday."
"I had a Neo-Puritan yell at me for being openly gay with my boyfriend by standing too close to him."

by Dick Haver June 2, 2021

Puritania

We do away with your kind
Countdown to exterminate the human race
4, 3, 2, 1
Let chaos entwine
On defenseless soil
Remove errors of man
And sweep all the weakening kind
I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies
Bygone are tolerance
And presence of grace
Scavengers are set out
To cleanse the human filth parade

I am pure, I am true
I am all over you
I am laugh, I am smile
I am the earth defiled
I am the cosmic storms
I am the tiny worms
I am fear in the night
I am bringer of the light
Earth succesfully erased

Puritania

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Neo-Puritan

Neo Puritan is a person with a limited outlook who is unwilling to consider conservative, traditional ideas, perspectives or thoughts. Especially about new age subjects’ environmentalism, gay marriage, sexism, feminism, Antifa, vegan practices etc. they just want to censor you.

The Antifa and the Far Left, are as Neo-Puritan, and as narrow-minded as any religious Puritan of the 1600s.

by Uppity White Man December 24, 2018