punographer

One who creates puns for cheap physics web sites for a living usually in the form of someone's name in a word problem.

Tom Henderson is considered a punographer:
"Allison Wonderland"
"Lee Pin Phar"
"Eaton Alottafude"
"Ben Pumpin Iron"

by Mr. Starbuck March 13, 2008

Punjabi

best fucking language to swear in.

eg - bhen da tatta, meaning sister's testicle which implies that not only your sister is more of a man than you but also has one testicle. ONLY ONE . thus concluded Punjabi swears are very specific

by ohimsooofamous March 30, 2021

Pujols

The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Punjabbed

When an East Indian person punches you out.

Sanjit is not your typical Indian woman. Her husband Apu tried to physically abuse her but instead, she punjabbed} his ass so bad to the point that he spent a few days in the hospital.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

punjabi

most punjabis are sikhs .... punjabi is a language and a punjabi is someone who comes from punjab (state in northern india) ...... most punjabis have light brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes ...... also punjab is the richest state in india ......... and punjab in punjabi means the land of five rivers (punj dariama de tar-te)

brrruuuuuaaaaahhhhh!!!!! sherea de com punjabi

by [SIKH] [Shere-Punjabi] [JATT] August 16, 2004

Pujolsesque

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

by an old lady September 4, 2009

Pungoo

1. The howl of a dying wolf
2. A fowl fart

1. Did you hear that Pungoo coming from that field?
2. My uncle Nick makes the worst smelling Pungoos.

by RosatiFamForever January 28, 2011