lip punching

A term used to describe Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson from iCarly kissing. Originated during an interview with the two actors portraying the characters Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress at the 2011 Creative Emmy Awards.

Jennette: Uh, well Sam and Freddie- If you know anything about the last season of the show. Sam grabbed Freddie by the lapels, pulled him in and punched his lips-
Jerry: Gave him a smoochireno!
Jennette (cont.): With her lips and then in our last episode, what happened?
Nathan: I did the exact same thing at the end, I punched my lips with her lips.
Jennette: My lips, and now this episode we’re gonna find out if the lip punching continues.

by seddiejathanlova September 13, 2011

Sub Punching

Doing something awesome. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap takes out a submarine by punching it. This is an act of being awesome. The sub is a metaphor for an object, person or event of which someone defeats or conquers in some way.

There is also to have your sub punched when something less than awesome happens to you.

I got straight As, proposed to my lady friend and won the lottery, its been a day of sub punching!

by Team Mitch May 16, 2011

uvula punching bag

When you fuck a girls mouth violently.

I used her throat as a uvula punching bag.

by Skeeter on Peeter February 5, 2017

bore punching

The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.

I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.

by schlacker June 10, 2004

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015

Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020