putitang

Another word for pussy. Or Puti for short.

AKA Laudun as a loving nickname.

I need some putitang!!

by Alaina joyxoxo February 19, 2009

Puritan

Someone who gets offended by a sexy female character

That stupid ass male feminist is such a puritan, getting offended by that waifu

by 1973memes with helicopters March 7, 2021

puritan

a person with a high code of morals.

usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.

At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.

She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.

or

Stay away from him, he's a puritan.

by yob boy July 21, 2005

Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Greatest fucking Dimmu Borgir album ever.

My favorite song off of Dimmu's PEM (Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) album is Maelstrom Mephisto

by Nova Prospekt December 23, 2007

Neo-puritan

A modern age version of puritans, who were very conservative, religiously Christian people.

Look at these neo-puritan (SJW) liberals. -an unknowing neo-puritan

by Krackz May 22, 2019

New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

Neo-Puritan

A modern zealot who seeks to live in strict devotion to being "politically correct" and is eager to police others using coercion, indoctrination or even force if necessary to adhere to what is (currently) dictated.

Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.

by Dj smiles February 12, 2022