pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

Pudmuffin

Vagina.
Code word for vagina.

Would you like to have at my pudmuffin?

by Pudmuffin Master March 22, 2009

pudsmack

A stupid piece of shit who tries to look smart.

"No, instead it's that when it comes to females, I either really like them or really do not. There are females here who I am fond of, but people like this meg person represent to me everything that's wrong with human beings. She's selfish, ignorant, and seems to be nothing more than a typical party girl that can't grasp any ounce of the Big Picture. I've always been upfront with my dislike for ignorant self-indulgants, male or female."

by culov July 7, 2004

pudsmack

A pretentious eunuch who enjoys arguing with old miserable women

...but you see I am extremely well-versed in art, history, foreign language, mythology, writing, biology, music, physics, geography, geology philosophy, world affairs, calculus, economics, chemistry, technology, underwater basket weaving and will constantly remind you of this by actually listing all these subjects so nobody forgets how smart I truly am.

by APguy July 29, 2004

Pedomitzvah

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

by DexiKiix July 22, 2007

Pudong

The name of the airport in Shanghai

Come pick me up, I just landed at Pudong

by Poodong February 25, 2009

Padom

When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.

'I wouldn't go in there if I was you, Earl was on the special brew last night, he's just done a massive Padom.'

by Arrogant Charles November 22, 2011