by Robert IV September 2, 2022
Get the Puddlemug. To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.
When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...
Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...
Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012
Get the Puddledmug. Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017
Get the Puddledmug. by Robert IV September 2, 2022
Get the Puddlesmug. 
Get the Puddlesmug. To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.
Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).
Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).
Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”
“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”
“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
by Full January 15, 2005
Get the puddlemug. The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.
The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009
Get the puddlemug.