puckernut

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment

N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!

by fancifree4me June 3, 2010

puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker

betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!

by superking October 17, 2004

puckermutherfucker

When you go to a gf's friends house and the friend is a guy and it pisses you off so you steal some puckers from his cabinet and go home with your gf and enjoy the shit while his parents are looking for it and yell at your gf's friend

"we stole that puckermutherfucker's shit"

by k-van February 3, 2005

Puckernuts

Nuts from a tree that are as sour as lemons, if not moreso
Often used as a curse word by Elves on the world of two moons or Abode

"Puckernuts!"

by Ms. Amylia L. Clenny November 15, 2018

Puckerpise

Verb. The act of taking apart a food stuff in order to eat it a certain way. Applies particularly to cookies ie: Oreos which are taken apart so the creamy centre is reached first, but can be used for any food.

"Stop playing with your food!"

"I'm not playing with it, I just puckerpised it."

by Flaming Yawn March 10, 2009

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

Puckertunity

The opportunity, given by your beloved, for a quick snog, indicated by them puckering their lips and closing their eyes in expectation.

Never miss a puckertunity.

by 3betc January 26, 2019