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COD Fanboy : Cawl Of Doodie Is Da Bast Gaem Evaaa !
Retro Purist : Sorry But There are Way Better Games Like Pacman
COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11
by Retro Gaming March 13, 2015
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Pubestache

The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.
Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache
by Chuck Shneiderberry April 2, 2008
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pubestache

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.
Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.
by manicslang January 19, 2014
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Purister

The notion of playing Spy in TF2 while pretending that your Will Smith and not wearing any clothes.
by rowedere252 May 24, 2015
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Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005
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Purist

Someone who wants no change to their favorite video game series. They are the reason why some series become stagnant with no new ideas because fanboys whine about them, so when the new games come out, they can complain about how similar it is to predecessor and thrive on old games. They contribute absolutely nothing to the future of video games.

While it's true that great games should never change their formula to the point that it alienates their fans, purists take it too far and seem to be against any good new ideas that may affect their series in one way or the other.
Purists will whine about any new change that comes their way. Whether it was multiplayer in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, third party characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any idea not mentioned by the creators for The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, a purist will continue to whine that their series must stay the same until we all die.
by Durango December 12, 2008
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UFC Purist

The term "UFC Purist" is used to describe a noob Mixed Martial Arts fan who only watches and keeps up with MMA fights/fighters within the UFC. Most UFC Purists actually believe that UFC is a sport. Alot of them have been proven to not even know what MMA is. These kind of noobs idolize fighters such as Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Matt Hughes, Brock Lesnar, Blow Job Penn etc. UFC Purists can be found anywhere in the Youtube website leaving STUPID, USELESS, POINTLESS, AND UNEDUCATED comments on MMA videos.
If you believe Brock Lesnar would ever beat Fedor Emelianenko, you are a UFC Purist.

If you thought Shogun was gonna lose to Chuck Liddell before their fight you my friend are a UFC Purist.

If someone mentions PRIDE and/or PRIDE fighters and you have no clue what they're talking about, you guessed it! UFC Purist.
by KENPO909 July 18, 2009
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