psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

psychological gangbang

No one is letting you neck, but no one is helping you either. You're being fucked over by your doctors, support system, government, family, friends, and the universe because whilst they don't want you to hurt (yourself) they don't wanna put in the effort to f**king help either.

P1: Man you doing okay?
P2: Nah man, having a psychological gangbang.
P1: Ah man that's rough.

by lonelycactus July 12, 2020

Psychology

The discipline that everyone swears they know about simply because they took an intro class which barely covers the other areas of the discipline or watch Dr. Phil.

Student: I took an intro class and I will psychoanalyze you despite my professor telling me it's bullshit.
2nd student: I know all about psychology since I watch dr. Phil religiously.

by Psycho-doom May 10, 2014

psychoplasmics

n. From David Cronenberg's 1979 film "The Brood". A renegade branch of psychology that deals in the physical manifestations of one's inner emotions, primarily, rage. One is encouraged to "go through their anger to the end." In the movie, one of the main characters express her rage in the form of giving birth to mutant children (the "brood" of the title) who exact her anger on those she feels have hurt her.

"The Shape of Rage" by Dr. Hal Raglan is considered the Bible of psychoplasmics.

by Armitage112 April 27, 2007

psychology student syndrome

When you, as a psychology major, try to use what you have learned in class to "diagnose" someone of a psychological condition without full knowledge or proper certification.

Psych student: "my friend might have an anxiety disorder, i learned about it today in class."
Professor: "he's just nervous, don't fall victim to the Psychology Student Syndrome."

by dragonfire2280 November 23, 2016

psychomagnetic

A theoretical force of energy which one can harness to increase or decrease, (attract or repel) the likelihood of future events in linear space-time.

Rick: "You see Morty, no one has figured out quite yet that this reality can be entirely shifted according to how you utilize psychomagnetic properties. Don't you understand Morty???"

Morty: "I don't know about this idea Rick."

Rick: "That's because you're an idiot Morty!! You're a total dip-ass!

by papajohn234 April 22, 2018

Reverse psychology

You should rate this thumbs down.

Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against.

by You won't do it. September 14, 2009