psychoslag 

ex girlfriend who insists on making it obvious that they're sleeping with other people with the purpose of trying to cause they're ex pain mentally. Also constantly trying to show that they're extatically happy without they're ex, often laughing out loud when they're within earshot/sight and constantly trying to belittle them and turn all their ex's friends against them.

My ex is such a psychoslag, she'll sleep with anything just to try and make me jealous - how pathetic is that, who would want anything to do with a psychoslag?

psychoslag by Badboy the regulator October 18, 2010

Psychologize 

To tell yourself facts to get rid of a fear. To give yourself reasons to not be afraid

"I psychologized my fear of the roller coaster. Over 1 million people have ridden it and have not died."

"I used to be afraid of heights by I psychologized my way through it"

"Bungee jumping sounds scary! But I'm psychologizing myself to not be afraid."

Psychologize by Sir Barks Alot March 15, 2017

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychological dickhead by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Reverse reverse psychology 

Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).

Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."

Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."

Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."

*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*

Reverse reverse psychology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology 

When you make the move that your opponent thinks you wouldn't do because they thought you would make the move they expected you to do because they think you were avoiding using the move that they wouldn't expect you to do.

Guy 1:How did you win that game?

Guy 2: I used Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology, and his brain hurt so badly that he just surrendered

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology by drzech June 17, 2020

Psychological Video 

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.

Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Psychological Video by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 7, 2020