pseudo-intellectual

4 signs of the pseudo-intellectual

1. Quoting

2. Going against common thought without evidence

3. Bringing up intellectualism in non-requistite situations

4. Un-neccersary use of verbs and adjectives with 4 syllables or more

Dude #1: hey wanna go to the movies tomorrow night?

Dude #2: Nah, the cinema is so low-brow. I don't understand how so many people find aesthetic values in it. I'm going home to read. As Descartes said "cogito, ergo sum".

Dude #1: Yeah....OK.

by Simon Bee July 15, 2008

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium

A scientific term for the human throat.

I'm sorry to break it to you but you have an infection in your psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium ...... yeah i'm just kidding with you, your fine.

by Not Just Another Typical June 6, 2008

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.

Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"

by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019

pseudeo christian

Someone who uses Jesus to promote their own agenda....not to be confused with a Judeo Christian.

Can you believe this pseudeo christian president of ours has brainwashed every voter with an I.Q. of 80 into believing he is a man of god.....He will have a lot to answer for when he leaves this earth

by ricksrt October 13, 2005

pseudo-vamp

A person who either pretends to be a vampire in social settings, or truly is deluded into thinking that they're a vampire.

I don't hang out in Greenwich Village anymore because of all the pseudo-vamps

by Trail Mix December 7, 2004

pseud

(noun) |Plural: pseuds|
A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing.

Shortening of the word: Pseudo

Pronounced: "Su'youd"

He said that it raised the question of egalitarianism affecting meritocracy, he's such a pseud!

by Kit Pebble April 29, 2005

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009