pseudointellectual

A bunch of academic quacks who have substantial abilities in faking their exaggerated reasoning abilities, and resent doing "real work" because they consider it "beneath them".

1. They question, or do not believe in the existence of God, because being an atheist makes them feel rebellious, distinctive, and "smart".

2. They sponge up much needed financial aid that would have been better invested in technical fields like engineering or medical research.

3. They are no valuable use to society. Their theory about the "Ambitions of Man" will not stop the emerging SuperAIDS epidemic from wiping out those who can't afford the state-of-the-art prescriptions. Same goes for SARS and the bird flu.

4. They congregate at StarBucks because without a adequate shot of caffeine, which is what their blood is mostly composed of, their heart rate would slow down and they will literally "freeze" to death.

Pseudointellectuals believe in God and his Son's birth only during the Christmas season, so they can upgrade their cell phone plans and state their own independence from "mainstream" society by buying overpriced shirts from the Abercrombie captioned "Fuck Bush".

by C Tan April 18, 2006

pseudofeminism

Any speech, ideology, position, or stance that uses the language of feminism to cloak a thoroughly anti-feminist attitude (for example, that women should never be offered advice on how to reduce their risk of rape because it isn't their responsibility to reduce their risk of rape, and offering such advice is therefore insulting, demeaning, and victim-blaming).

Also, the practise of cloaking or justifying socially unacceptable bigotry, rage, or resentment in feminist terms that make it sound enlightened and progressive.

"So, now Caitlin is saying that she's dating Jessica to be more 'womon-affirming', whatever that means." "My god, such pseudofeminism ... wonder how Jessica feels to know Caitlin isn't dating her because she likes her."

by DancingKali August 16, 2011

pseudointellectual

A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."

Tim Leary and Carl Sagan are pseudointellectuals. They have no merrit within science.

by bobthechef November 16, 2005

Pseudofreshie

An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.

Those stupid pseudofreshies always clog the hallways!

by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010

pseudoFruedian slip

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.

I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.

by Cynai November 30, 2006

Pseudoface

A digitally or artificially created facial representation used to conceal the true identity of a person, especially in virtual environments, videos, or online interactions.

To maintain her privacy on the YouTube channel, the content creator employed an Alusive pseudoface, enabling her to engage with her audience without revealing her true appearance.

by Avelitta August 10, 2023

Pseudofuzz

Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.

I put on my brakes and spilled my coffee because I was overspeeding but it was just pseudofuzz.

by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007