Pujols

FUCK YEA! Awesome STL Cardinals' hitter and first-baseman! YEA CARDS!!

DAMN! That Pujols is one hot mothafucka!

by Lili October 28, 2004

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

Pujoner

The erection an ESPN analyst gets when Albert Pujols is batting

Wow! Jon Miller just got a massive Pujoner when Albert Pujols stepped up to the plate!

by BJorgy May 1, 2010

Prudose

A dose of good vibes.

I send prudose to you in the year ahead.

by J. Hall October 27, 2020

Pujolsian

Greatness that is exhibited through all situations that may be confronted and is also underrated through the incompetencies of team members

Albert Pujols
Pujolsian

by EismyIdentity October 15, 2011

pujols

To say one thing, yet act in a manner completely opposite.

me: I really don't like U2.
you: Haven't you seen them in concert like 10 times?
me: Uh ... yeah.
you: That's so pujols.

by sixtas420 December 16, 2011

pujols

domincan first basemen for the st. louis cardinals
nice ass and alot of talent
cute accent and strong arms that can pin you down

king albert
phat albert
bat albert
winnie the pujols

by Albert's queen June 27, 2006