posenger

One who poses as a bicycle messenger

Noah Jensen is a posenger

by Wade Mickelsen September 18, 2008

Pronger

Pronger - (v) the art of stealing something of sentimental value from someone so they can't enjoy it.
Also used "Prongered" "Prongering"

Hey, isn't that Stanley's favorite cup over there? I've always wanted that cup. i'm going to go Pronger it before anyone notices.

by Lindros97 June 12, 2010

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

Prevenge

Prevenge: when you know someone is going to do you dirty so you get them twice as bad before they get you.

I got prevenge on that crook long before he could steal from me.

by Ken Banner December 25, 2017

provence

she's perfect.

yes i very obviously wrote that about myself their's like 10 of us to have ever existed and the only other definition i could find for my name on here was a good name for weed that uses one of the nicknames i'm the least fond of so yk

stranger: bro your name is provence? damn you gotta be smart, sweet, stunning and caring!
provence: i mean like absolutely but then again who's to say i wouldn't want to come off as absolutely in love with myself i like to consider me as a rather modest creature.

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat November 21, 2021