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Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.
That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.
by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019
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Proto-Zoomer

Proto-Zoomer is a term that refers to those born at the end of the Millennial generation and the beginning of Generation Z who have more in common with each other than their respective generations. Years are roughly ‘92-‘02. These are the people who always argue about growing up with the same stuff.
Millennial: I grew up with PlayStation 2, Nickelodeon, and Avatar!
Zoomer: So did I.
Proto-Zoomer: You both did. You’re Proto-Zoomers.
by FittyFATZ November 18, 2019
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protego

A spell from the Harry Potter series.
Protego is a shield charm that is used to deflect hexes and jinxes.
The incantation is ''Protego!'' and it is pronounced Pro-tay-go.
Harry uses the Protego charm on several occasions, one of them being when he stopped the Death Eaters from summoning the prophecy in Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)
by Vorhees July 31, 2006
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Protocol 0

The act of one destroying all electronic possessions in order to destroy any incriminating evidence of wrongdoing
I went protocol 0 when I thought they were on to me.
by mrl1138 June 23, 2017
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Soccer Mom Photographer

The slippery slope of becoming a wannabe "Pro Photographer" that starts with the rule of 1 in 1,000.

With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins.

Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent.

Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter.

1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated.

2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread winner and doesn't claim her income, it's tax free money under the table.

3.) Uses pirated photoshop.

4.) All the comments on their "mommy photo blog" are posted by the same 10 people every post with generic comments like "OMG, SO CUTE!!!!" or "Lisa, you are SO talented, OMG!!!" It's pretty much a must to have multiple exclamation points OMG! All comments must be dripping with unbelievable back patting ooze.
How was your session? I forgot all of my equipment at the studio so I just soccer mom'd it.

Wow, uuum, those images are really something? Yeah, I went to a soccer mom photographer. We didn't have the money for a professional photographer.

Those pictures look like my mom took them! That's because we used a soccer mom photographer.
by stinkbuttboy February 17, 2010
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Protegent

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.
"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"
by roblocks October 3, 2017
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Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.
by Master bv October 12, 2010
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