Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

prosticute

cute female sex maniac - ema

wow cool prosticute

by bogasuda June 15, 2011

prostichaun

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Prosticution

The sexual act of prostate electrocution.

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.

by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

Prossible

Not quite probable, but more than possible.

It remains prossible that things will work out.

by Buffalafagus October 9, 2019

Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.

1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!

by razorninja February 23, 2008

Pesticles

A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word

Suck my pesticles bitch!

by fagballsXD December 9, 2008