Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

standard proceedure

the easiest and best way to do something

lad 1 : "you merk dis man yeah ????"

lad 2 : "raggo man standard proceedure"

by man merk October 17, 2011

bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.

Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.

by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010

Procedure

It was a long Procedure.

It was a long procedure because the person was hurt badly.

by Procedure April 28, 2021

bonati procedures

Truly Minimally Invasive spine procedures, created by Dr. Alfred Bonati

I had the Bonati Procedures performed on my back

by MarceloE November 9, 2022

Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024