pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

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we're pregnant

A moronic statement made by men instead of saying "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant."

Guess what, we're pregnant!

by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008

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Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

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Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

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Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

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