productivity city

when youre super cool and do your work!!

"Are you guys in productivity city or at procrastination station?" -Mr. Teacher guy

by ehla77 February 8, 2024

twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.

Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011

Projectivity

The opposite of objectivity, and less innocent than subjectivity. Involves a person projecting their viewpoint, in a deliberate attempt to get it to coincide with a skewed version of subjective reality, which may not correspond with empirical evidence.

A: Harry Potter is a safe space for transsexuals!

B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things

A: No I have objectivity! Everything!

B: Your projecting so you have projectivity

A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.

by ilikedogsandpancakes123 September 26, 2020

productivitee

A t-shirt that enhances your productivity. It’s always super comfortable and generally oversized.

Girl you know I’m wearing a productivitee and a messy bun whenever I’m WFH on deadline.

by Downtown Abby September 30, 2023