procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

procrasturbang

When 2 or more persons simultaneously procrastinate by having sexual intercourse.

Hey Lisa! This test is going to be a doozy tomorrow. Want to come over and procrasturbang?

by josh_in_cali April 15, 2014

Procrasterbait

The act of pleasuring oneself to put off completing homework and/or another task, usually out of laziness.

Friend 1: Did you finish that research paper for Mrs. Jones last night?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm avoiding that thing like the plague.
Friend 1: Yeah it really blows, I'm trying to just power through it.
Friend 2: Not me, I spent the majority of last night watching movies and procrasterbaiting, until I fell asleep.

by ugg-thugg September 5, 2013