procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

by raichupal November 21, 2010

procrasterbation

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005

procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

by ricemond December 3, 2003

Procrasturbate

to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.

while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.

by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009