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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.
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proceeds

earnings obtained from an event or activity.
โ€œ looking at the proceeds of rap music on my wrist (watch)โ€
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driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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precel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐”ƒ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐”‚๐“ผ๐”€๐“ช๐”€
A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'
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Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage
"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"
by Old man withers September 3, 2005
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