U.S. Presidents

A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.

Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?

Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.

by tylerdurden89 July 4, 2010

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

by Vormix October 3, 2018

President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.

I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020