Priority Nine

Another word for "top priority." Overrides all other tasks. Must be done immediately.

asdasdasd: Why is this not done? Get this done now! Priority nine!
ghjghjghj: Sorry boss, I'll get on it now!

by mr_onomatopoeia March 12, 2023

Priority Access

A clothing company for the important people.

"I just bought this new hoodie at priorityaccess.shop"
"Looks nice, what brand?"
"Priority Access"

by priorityaccess.shop March 27, 2021

pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020

lowest priority

Shopping at Lowes Hardwareto keep Home Depot from getting any bigger, or richer. Although, Lowe's is just a wannabe Home Depot anyway, and not a roots mom and pop store, so, aside from cutting Depot out, it's a relatively meaningless gesture.

"Man the Zeller's Ace ain't got cement plank siding, and Home Depot's trying to kill on my business with their shitty contracors, guess it's time for the Lowest Priority next town over."
"Yeah, screw the Home Creep Show."

by Al Chohal July 23, 2015

pussy priorities

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else

sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities

by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023

I'm not changing my priorities

Like the scene from game of thrones "You pretend to be me and you raped them" so no I'm not doing the fucking caste system. The women that fuck him thinking he was me or go fuck yourself trash-mob.

Hym "I'm not changing my priorities. If 'don't pretend to be other people so you can rape women who are out of your league' isn't a priority that needs to change then there are no priorities that need to be changed. No relationships. If you try to set me up before I get my credit and money I will stab the shit out of anyone I have to fuck. I'm not doing it."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at

Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”

by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018