Priority Access

A clothing company for the important people.

"I just bought this new hoodie at priorityaccess.shop"
"Looks nice, what brand?"
"Priority Access"

by priorityaccess.shop March 27, 2021

pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020

Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

pussy priorities

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else

sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities

by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023

lowest priority

Shopping at Lowes Hardwareto keep Home Depot from getting any bigger, or richer. Although, Lowe's is just a wannabe Home Depot anyway, and not a roots mom and pop store, so, aside from cutting Depot out, it's a relatively meaningless gesture.

"Man the Zeller's Ace ain't got cement plank siding, and Home Depot's trying to kill on my business with their shitty contracors, guess it's time for the Lowest Priority next town over."
"Yeah, screw the Home Creep Show."

by Al Chohal July 23, 2015

Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy

Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp

by prioritypirate August 16, 2022

Fiscal Priority

Anything that is deemed worthy of spending money on.

I'm going to make this a fiscal priority by putting this in my budget!

by goldfish king ;) May 5, 2022