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Pretendbian

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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
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Pretenditarian

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian
Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"
by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007
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pretendinitis

The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."
Pretty long, I started to get pretendinitis
by sugartees August 3, 2010
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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
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pretendimacy

To pretend to be intimate therefore living lawless to the Devine love that produces intimate encounter.
They were all living a false life full of pretendimacy.
by Dead Goats February 9, 2018
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Pretendian

Any white person claiming to be Native American but has no ties to the culture or ethnic groups. Another term meaning the same thing would be 5$ Indian.
White Guy: My grandmother was an Aztec princess you can tell by my cheekbones and the stories she told me.

Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.
by nomorepretendians February 21, 2023
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Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.
"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."
by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012
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