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lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
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Pretendian

A motorcycle styled to look like the classic Indian motorcycles, but made from Harley-Davidson clone parts, or by another motorcycle company (i.e. Kawasaki).
That Pretendian may look like an old Indian, but it's really a Harley clone beneath the sheet metal.
by Baygul February 23, 2011
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Pretendsbian

A female that has good looking privilege & been a serial dater with many boyfriends and has a disenfranchised attitude toward American men thus dating a full blown lesbian in defiance of her contempt for American men.
That girl looks a like a model holding hands with a butch lesbian. That is because she is a pretendsbian.
by imgtrip or Gigs One January 26, 2021
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Pretendian

Pre-tendee-uhn
noun
1. Also called Race Shifter, Identity Thief, Colonizer, Cultural Appropriator. A member of any ethnic group claiming to be Indigenous, for their own personal gain.

2. Any non-Indigenous person who misappropriates stories, culture etc. for their own purposes.

3. Anyone who follows the Indian Act rule, where the government decides who is Indigenous and who is not Indigenous.

4. Any non-Indigenous person who believes that Indigeneity can be purchased through DNA tests.
“Pretendians are everywhere!”
“Pretendians say I think Indigenous, therefore I am Indigenous.”

“Pretendians say my grandmother was an Indian Princess.”
by Miss Chief 1492 August 4, 2023
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Pretendyman

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym
Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)
by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016
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pretenbian

A fake lesbian, a girl who acts like a lesbian but never fully commits to being one.
That Penthouse pictorial was hot but those girls were pretenbians.
by Highspeedhamish January 16, 2009
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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.
by azBowls January 6, 2021
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