a religion based on this guy named preston-
we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear preston,
i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021
Get the Prestonismmug. An amazing guy who has the best eyes and is a great kisser ;) he doesn't fall in love often but when he does he would do anything for that person. He's a keeper and knows how to cheer people up when their down. Overall a great guy
by Bpfan144 November 21, 2013
Get the Prestonmug. The boi that is fine asf that will take your bitch,big🍆,every girl will dump their boy friend for him
by PrEst da beast November 7, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. The sweetest, most caring guy you'll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and will love you no matter what, when he finds a girl he sticks to her no matter what and will give her all his heart. No matter what he'll always be nice to you and try to make you happy when you're sad.
He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.
He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.
girl1 is that preston?!
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!
girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!
girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine
by Ilovepreston November 21, 2013
Get the Prestonmug. by The class July 6, 2020
Get the Prestonmug. The best guy you will ever meet. He has dark brown hair and gorgeous eyes. You can barley stand a day without talking to him. Whenever your sad, he knows how to cheer you up. He gives you the best advice anyone could give you. He never lets you give up or break down. Being with him is the best chance you will ever get in life. Knowing he is there makes your heart beat a little faster and the butterflies stay a little longer. His smile makes your knees go weak. He has a smoking hot body. He has abs of steal. He's the one you want to be rocking on your front pourch with when your old. Holding your hand, and just knowing he is the one..<3
Girl: Oh damn, that boy is FINE
Alexandra: I know! Thats Preston alright.
Girl: You know him?
Alexandra: Yes..He's mine..<3
Girl: Your luck. I wish I had a Preston..
Alexandra: I know! Thats Preston alright.
Girl: You know him?
Alexandra: Yes..He's mine..<3
Girl: Your luck. I wish I had a Preston..
by Alexandra_Rose. August 1, 2011
Get the Prestonmug. Preston is one of the most cutest,funniest,and smartest person you will ever meet,he is always there for you and he listens to all your problems.he can stubborn,annoying,and a total ass sometimes but he always makes for it.He comes up with really random thing to say.He is so loyal to his gf and he treats them like angles.He also can be jealous sometimes.
by Nesydamodrajag April 20, 2019
Get the Prestonmug.