Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

pressed

Stressed, Upset, Annoyed, Bothered. If you find something pressing you aren’t about that life. You are bothered by it.

Dona Tella was Pressed about the long line at the bar and the price of the drinks

by BrianBedHead June 18, 2018

Pressed Lemon

1- A repressed lesbian

Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.

by kapowinxx3 September 5, 2010

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

Pressed

To be very annoyed or mad.

Person A: What’s wrong with her?
Person B: I don’t know she’s been really pressed lately.

by MichaelKlump December 17, 2019