President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 28, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

preside

When a girl describes a massive dick and was schooled by it

Omg, the preside on the guy I was with last night was fucking outrageous

by Balls and ACT 3000 August 27, 2016

President

A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

by panicatthebisco February 22, 2009

Presidents

Reffered 2 as Money cuz Dolla BillZ got Prezidentz on em

Ay Dondre u got ma Presidents?"

by Quick Quiz(myspace.com/quickquiz) December 29, 2007

president

either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park

except for ronald reagan

presidents suck up to make it far in politics

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007