Presentation 

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

Presentation by TrueDefinitionsNOLIE May 19, 2021

Michael Bay Presentation 

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

Michael Bay Presentation by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

presentation high school

a “school” that is complete bullshit and most of the girls don’t want to be there!! they make you miserable and want to die

“oh you go to presentation high school? i’m so sorry :( that school is bullshit“

presentation high school by deadgirl23 January 24, 2019

Powerless Point Presentation 

A presentation similar to a Powerpoint Presentation but not done on a computer. i.e. on a white board or large sheets of paper.

Justin: My computer broke down just before my Powerpoint Presentation was due so I brought a giant paper pad and some texta's and I am going to do a Powerless Point Presentation

Powerless Point Presentation by Hillsy1605 April 22, 2011

polarpoint presentation

When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.

Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.

polarpoint presentation by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

Presentating 

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.

Presentating by BuD_WeiS_eR October 22, 2003

Presentation 

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.

Presentation by Alex-Very November 4, 2010