The President

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

presidentard

A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.

"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."

by feeriker October 23, 2007

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

fit to be President

Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.

The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"

by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018

Baby runs for president

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.

Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.

by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022

U.S. Presidents

A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.

Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?

Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.

by tylerdurden89 July 4, 2010

Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

by Jikssssss February 4, 2021