prentzel

An incorrect pronunciation of the word pretzel that is commonly used among misinformed fathers of wonderful children.

Father- “I sure could use a bag of good old fashioned prentzels right now!”
Wonderful Child- “Dad, I beg of you... just pronounce it right!”

by carrot in a wheelchair June 6, 2019

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 14, 2009

prenoon delight

Sexual Activity between the hours of 6:00 am and 11:59 am.

Tyrone: "Trevor, what are you smiling about?"
Trevor: "Just when I was opening the door to leave to work, my wife summoned me back into the kitchen...Got me some prenoon delight, kitchen style."
Tyrone: "You ain't got to lie to kick it."

by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

Predrinking Prenap

When you are in need of a nap before heading out for a night of partying. The nap before your predrink.

Not yet man I need a Predrinking Prenap

by KatLeth October 29, 2010

Prenticle

When you get your head stuck in a cat flap

Ralph: "Did you hear about Dave?"
Jake: "No! What Did he do?"
Ralph: "He did a prenticle!"
Jake: "Standard Dave, lol".

by ralph17ralphy December 26, 2011

Prenut Butter

A better word for precum or pre-ejaculation

Stop teasing me! I got prenut butter all over my boxers!

by Evalephant July 27, 2019

prentis

Amazingly "blessed" in bed. Their partner is in for a surprise under the covers. Also really funny and agressive with a secret romantic side.

I got me a prentis bishes

by Thotspot December 23, 2014