preaction

The opposite of reaction.

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.

by BonnieG December 9, 2008

Prejection

The act of rejecting something, before the concept has even been posed, especially when pertaining to a relationship or date

Guy: So... I was wondering if--

Girl: No, I won't go out with you

Guy: Wow...Prejection!

by actorkidrox February 24, 2009

preactive

Coined in the world of public relations, preactive refers to a statement issued that appears to react to something you know will be said by someone else, often a competitor. Can be used to take the sting out of a rival's expected announcement or 'coup'. Similar to pretaliate, but without the nastiness.

Knowing that regular customer Wyle E. Coyote was likely to slam himself into the face of a cliff, ACME issued a preactive statement at the same time they shipped his shoulder-mounted rocket-propelled grappling hook, warning people against the dangers of mis-using hi-tech products and tools.

by Reuben Tuesday November 4, 2008

prejaculate

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.

"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."

by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

prejack

Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.

Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.

by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008

Prezactly

A cross between the phrase Precisely and Exactly to express that someone's response was correct.

Person A: It's like Call of Duty.

Person B: So it's a first-person shooter game.

Person A: Prezactly

by Vracko May 21, 2014

prexactly

When something is so spot on, it is both precisely and exactly correct, necessitating both words, hence, "prexactly".

That is prexactly right.

by SHAPPSTER October 18, 2015